I may have left you in the lurch,
I hope I didn’t make you search,
There’s so much back-blog on my plate,
But first I’ll bring you up to date.
I’m Back: Hello again blogger world – mea culpa! I’ve been AWOL for a few months, but my cyber-batteries are now fully recharged. A change in routine is always invigorating. It tends to breathe new life into my ever-deteriorating-but-still-breathing 60 something body parts, and puts a sexy shine on my 50 shades of grey hair.
What’s Up? Okay, let’s get down to business. Before I give you something new, I want to give you something old and update just a few of my past post shenanigans. Just click on the post if you need a refresher on what started the rantz in my pantz in the first place.
SCARY WORLD of AGING:
Since I wrote this post, I discovered black spots and cobwebs floating around in my left eye. I keep swatting at the invisible bugs as they land on my book or in my food. It’s all part of this wonderful world of aging, I’m being told. And, between Hubsey and me, we have collected a plethora of frequent ambulance-ride-points to the local hospital over the past year. We plan to redeem the points at Christmas for a swanky new fly swatter.
BACK in the SADDLE:
Hubsey got his driver’s license back! Hooray! It took 18 months of wrestling with the motor vehicle department, the medical system, the eye-doctors, the bureaucracy and all the mistakes and delays along the way. And what a test! It was 3 hours long, part written, part cognitive, and part actual driving a car with an occupational therapist and a driving instructor. All this because he lost a minor bit of peripheral vision in his right eye. He’s only been driving for over 50 years. Anyway, he’s back driving with a bad case of wheel-envy because I’ve grown into such an awesome chauffeur during his reluctant absence.
WILD GOOSE CHASE
Well, this is still a big pile of political poop. I did meet with the Director of Parks and Outdoor Spaces, and with my local town councillor. That was in June. Promises were made to address the outdated Bird Treaty Act at the federal level – and to try a pilot project to control the geese, using one of the simple recommendations I made. Nothing has been done to date and the Director of Parks is not returning my follow-up attempts. I’m now in escalation mode and will keep honking until this crappy issue gets some action. TBC…
AS THE CONDO TURNS…
Where do I start on this one? I still spend way too much time and head space – hopelessly trying to change the way things are done here. But I remain relentless in my efforts to lift the plastic covers off the furniture and replace old girdles and corsets with a comfy pair of roomy bloomers. Maybe it’s the latex restriction or pants hiked up to the armpits – that makes these old codgers, dowagers and all things ancient – pucker their mouths into that soul-sucking-sour-lemon look when I try to make changes. And despite my two-year effort, I’m sorry to report that I haven’t made a pinch of progress with the condo board. But I’m not giving up…so stay tuned.
On a happier and more successful note, I am always trying to be the best grandmother I can be and follow the principles I wrote about in this post. I am so incredibly proud of this little girl, now 10 years old. Please indulge an old woman and her pride for a moment, while I go on…
She’s Kicking Butt: Farrell has been studying tae kwon do for 4 years and achieved her black belt status in June of this year! What a kid! If only she was there to help me, when in self-defense, I whacked a guy in the head with a bag of beans at the Farmer’s Market in Toronto many years ago – or when I punched my boss in the stomach! But I digress – those are stories for another post.
She’s making Waves: Anyway, I have something to show you. I went through an Emily Carr stage a few years back and couldn’t read enough about this fascinating woman. I bought my daughter a coffee table book of Emily Carr paintings and Farrell was looking at them last month. Without saying anything, she went up to her room and started to paint this picture to give Hubsey for his birthday.
She’s One of a Kind: It took her 5 days to layer the paint and complete the picture. Emily Carr influence and all – this is an original painting from the delightful imagination of a 10 year old. So I’m very happy to report that the flame in Farrell’s Fire continues to burn brightly for all those around her.
So there you have it for today,
That’s it, that’s all I have to say.
My blogger fingers have been flexed,
Just wait and see what’s coming next!
Nice to see you are back. Lovely painting.
Welcome to my blog Karen – thanks for checking in. I love making these connections in cyberspace.
Glad that you’re back in the saddle and writing again, and thanks for all the updates. LOVE Farrell’s painting! What a kid and growing up so fast. She will be dating Before you know it, and then you’ll have that to rant about! Look forward to all of your RANTZ!
Thanks Britt Girl – always so nice to hear from you.
I’ve missed you! Thanks so much for the update. I was thrilled when your new post landed in my inbox tonight.
Hey Jessica: Happy to hear from you. I’ve been negligent in my blogger duties and haven’t been to your site in a while either. I promise to check in soon.
Welcome back, Pat! It’s so nice to hear from you again…you made my day.
Hi Maria: Glad I could help put a smile on your face. I miss you at yoga!
Thanks for following my shenanigans cycling gran. Keep peddling – don’t let them ever catch up!
So glad to see you back in the saddle and still with your sting’
Roses are red, violets are blue…….when I checked my email and saw it was you…….I cannot describe how happy I am………this reply from you faithful follower, Jan!
My thanks to a fellow poet Jan. Glad to know you’re out there in cyberspace reading my rantz. You’ll love the next one. Stay tuned!
Glad you’re back and okay. Keep the rantz comming!
Thanks for reading. What a lovely bunch of coconuts you have there in your arms! Lucky lucky you!