I’m in love with my MAC!
As you learned in my Apple A Day post, I succumbed to the geeky side and became an apple junky.
Now I don’t mean to get all Mac & cheesy on you – but after 3 weeks of pure bliss, I’m happy to report that right here in my rusty years, I have finally found the perfect relationship.
Who is he? As you can guess, my new guy’s name is Mac. He’s handsome and sleek in his shiny silver suit – and I love his blue tooth. He lights up when I turn him on, and he loves it when I play with him in the dark. We make such beautiful music together. Hubsey doesn’t care much for him, but he likes to watch.
What else does he do? Mac loves to tickle my fancy and teach me new things…like 50 ways to use my magic mouse. He responds to even the slightest touch of my fingers on his sleek young body. At times he can be frustrating as hell for an old broad like me to deal with, but then he rewards me with a eureka moment of pure technological ecstasy.
He’s considerate and always asks for my preferences, although he’s usually one step ahead of me and seems to know exactly what I want. He never complains unless he’s feeling low and needs some time to recharge his batteries. And he doesn’t much care that the kitchen has never been my best room.
There’s still a lot I don’t know about him, but that adds just enough mystery to keep our relationship apple-fresh. I’ve come to depend on him, and when he’s down, I feel lost. But when he’s charged up, he fills me with energy and spunk!
Trouble spots: He responds to most of my commands but like most men, he has a jerk gene that surfaces now and then, so I give him a good reboot to refresh his attitude. And at times, his head is somewhere in the i-clouds when I need him most – but he likes to dream and that’s okay with me.
He never asks for much and is comfortable in any setting. What a perfectly symbiotic relationship. He doesn’t bring me traditional flowers or buy me jewellery, but he sends me anything my heart desires – in beautiful retina display! What a guy!
My MAC – he’s a Pro in my Book.
(P.S…My MAC is not to be confused with my friend Beth’s husband Mac. Although I’m sure he’s lovely too.)
Pat Skene
See you between the lines.
Well Mac does sound like every woman’s dream. May you both be virus-free for many years to come!!
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That’s the great part Blanche! He comes with built in protection! Can’t get better than that.
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Too funny-you are so good. This time Mac & Beth
Sent from my iPad
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I bet my Mac can do more tricks than your Mac. Thanks for reading.
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Wait til you splurge on his brother, Air… thin, light, and does all the same tricks and most portable. What more could a girl ask for? I have his cousins, Phone & Pad, but don’t seem to know what they do that well… a bit too techy. Enjoy! Fun post.
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Great collection of family jewels! Thanks for checking in.
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Do you need a cigarette after a computer session?
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Having never smoked, the craving eludes me. But Mac and I enjoy a good picture of a cigarette every now and then. Good times…
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You have captured the love of apple products beautifully here. I feel the same way about my iPad! Thankfully my husband approves of my affair.
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Nice to have such an understanding husband. You’re a lucky woman Britt girl. Thanks for commenting.
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What a fabulous post! So glad you’re enjoying Mac. He’s swell! Love your photo here too! May Mac bring you many more creative inspirations.
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Thanks for playing matchmaker and making the introductions Jessica. Glad you liked the post.
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I needed a cigarette after this post! I shared this “naughty” blog with all my friends…loved it!!
Seriously, I am so glad you are enjoying your new guy…I just got my PC back after a week…he now has a new hard drive. I cannot believe how lost I was without it.
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Hey JJ. Thanks for reading and referring. Enjoy your new hard drive!
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This is hilarious! I like how you can just reboot Mr Mac to refresh his attitude. I use a PC now and I’ve heard the Mac is a lot easier.
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Thanks for your comment Kathleen. I’m glad you enjoyed the post.
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